bewbin:

bewbin:

i just used voice to text in google docs to write an entire essay and i feel like i am in the future. i can see the matrix code i am one within the stars that span across the cyberspace

Even now I am typing without lifting a finger. Simply looking up to the sky and allowing poetry to grace my lips and hit th hey bobin rmeneber to clean your room before MOM GET OUT OF MY ROOM

dragginage:

please please please teach your children to cook while they still live under your roof. even the most elementary things can’t be overlooked. because i just had to show my 24 year old boyfriend how to use a potato peeler and now i need to lay down for an hour

musichastherighttoparty:

the gorilla could have died and been done with in like a week but none of you know how to be normal

dirkar:

dirkar:

were u a goosebumps kid, a pony pals kid, a nancy drew kid, a boxcar children kid, an animal ark kid, or an A to Z mysteries kid.

I’ve made a terrible oversight:

-Animorphs
-Magic Fucking Treehouse

setheverman:

you: suck my dick
me, an intellectual: inhale my richard

Hi everybody,

just wanted to inform you guys of a difficult decision I have made. I have decided to leave Tumblr as it is taking up too much of my time. I am kinda of a little person so I beleive I shoulethe levae this now. as it is the make me redo the school coursesss againz like the mathameticals. i did the school course dis summer againe becuze i did the not well. sory evrybdy, i truly apologizee. ok bi now.